Shufflin Dance

November 2
Yes I know that I’m way late to the Mystery party. And by ‘party’ I mean people whose central nervous systems melt down in protest when happening upon all the misguidedness and terrible sadness and wrong people in charge-ness that is ‘The Pickup Artist.’ But for the record, I DVR the party now. Here is Mystery talking to Time Out New York about the PVC cape and five-inch platform boots that help him get laid, OK?! In which he uses the phrase, “So yeah, I think it worked.”

Yes I know that I’m way late to the Mystery party. And by ‘party’ I mean people whose central nervous systems melt down in protest when happening upon all the misguidedness and terrible sadness and wrong people in charge-ness that is ‘The Pickup Artist.’ But for the record, I DVR the party now.

Here is Mystery talking to Time Out New York about the PVC cape and five-inch platform boots that help him get laid, OK?! In which he uses the phrase, “So yeah, I think it worked.”