Shufflin Dance

Oh the places you’ll go / when your office spam filter is set too low

There’s something unintentionally poetic about this email, which landed in my co-worker’s inbox this afternoon:

Fwd: Amateurs switching thier wives uninfiniteness


Begin forwarded message:


From: XXX endurable!


[non-functioning, possibly viral URL deleted]


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monopneumonous, vivisectionally!