Shufflin Dance

Bill O'Reilly totally has priorities, which are: his junk, a bottle of lotion, and teenagers.

This fucking guy (who married a nice girl from my hometown) has called for a conference of parents to address the pictures of Hanna Montana showing her bra strap or whatever. That is the asinine part; here is the part, from the estimable US Weekly, that will make you want to Stanley Steem your eyeballs:

“Look, we have so few role models, particularly for little girls in this country,” he said on his show Wednesday. “She is the main one. I hate to see this.

“Parents all over the country like this girl because she is clean-cut.”

In the photos, he said she “is kinda doing a teasy, peek-a-boo thing.”