http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/links-young-helen-hunt-pcp-keyboard-cat/
It is this kind of incongruous genius nonsense that makes me feel we live in a world where not everything sucks every second of every day.
For the record I do not know this person.
These are the searches that Google recommended when I typed “are people” in the search box.
Are people born evil?
Are people naturally good or evil?
Are people getting taller?
Are people getting dumber?
Are people born good or evil?
Are people good or evil?
Are people evil?
Are people from spain hispanic?
Are people naturally good or naturally evil?
Are people happy?
“ Is in attendance such a item as a home made enema?
From a natural health discussion site. Can I give my infant probiotics so he doesn’t scream both our faces off anymore today? In researching this important question I also came across a video that someone made about their son’s hemophilia set to a soundtrack of soaring Celine Dion-esque ballads, which, GOD, was jarring and so weirdly manipulative and frankly creepy.
There’s a Happiness-style joke here that I’d feel worse about making if I’d had a girl. Also holy shit, speaking of Valtrex and aggression and jet skis in inlets, anyone see East Bound and OutDown?
“ Leave me alone
Don’t bother me
Get away from me
Don’t follow me
Hand-lettered cardboard sign carried by man riding E train. Did he write it himself, or is that the work of a prescient, clear-thinking Bellevue/social services intern who contracted scabies for her trouble?
It’s Spring!
And we’re looking
to update our
Substitute Teacher List
If you love children
Are able to be fingerprinted
Energy and Kindness
Is what we are seeking
For the [redacted]
Child Care Center
‘i’ll lick graco all fucking day.’
Nevermind selling Obama’s Senate seat; this guy’s hairpiece is a fucking scandal.
